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Thursday, February 4, 2010

wow.

i want to share a bit nasty story here. yeah, here we go.

i've been learning first aid course recently at my tafe and it is going to end by tomorrow.

actually i quite like the teacher. he's old already, around 60s i guess but he speaks cleary so i could understand what he has said pretty well. he uses powerpoint to present the module and when i saw the total number of slides, i was like, shocked. 105 slides. GAH.

and he always gives description for each slide.
EVERY SINGLE SLIDE. 105 slides.

so it could take up to 10 minutes per slide. sometimes 20 minutes or even more.
105 slides, man! it took 2 days to finish it from the very first slide until the very end.

GREAT.

okay, continue.

so, every single students received one plastic bag including a booklet, band aids, brochure, stuff like that. at the end of the lesson, we usually just leave the plastic bag in the class so we don't need to carry them back on the next day.

today, the teacher told us that we're gonna have test on friday. at the end of the lesson, i left the booklet and my book notes at class and forgot about the test. my friend and i went out from the classroom dengan nyantainya but all of sudden, i remembered that we're actually have test tomorrow and i told my friend. then, we decided to go to the class and hoping the teacher still there. so off we.

when my friend opened the classroom door...
something shiny, very very shiny attract our eyes.
i saw lots lots.. and lots of chest hairs.
yes, we saw one of the teacher half naked.
GEEZ.

luckily, he was wearing short at that time so not full naked. but it was a super tight short you know like biking short. i don't know what the name is but yeah something like that. very tight. after we entered the class, he directly wore a tshirt. fortunately, he taught the other class so we are pretty much don't know him even his name. but, i saw my teacher there. stand quite close to the next door teacher.

now, the question is, what was he doing at the classroom?
just two people there, all guys, in a silent room.

JRENG JRENG JRENG... *musiknya kayak sinetron indo kalo pemain jahatnya lagi mau ngebantai orang*

8 comments:

oneeye said...

the lesson here is you should knock before entering a closed door. aku inget pertama kali ke rumah temen terus ke toiletnya, kira ga ada orang, ternyata ada orang mandi disana. ternyata toilet di kamarnya ada nyambung ke kamar lain, jadi ada 2 pintu, 1 kamar mandi dipakai 2 kamar.

Monica said...

wow you comment so fast.

oneeye said...

thank you, wish to be your number one fan, lol

Monica said...

hmm punya blog juga ga? kenapa tertarik buat tetep baca blog ini? padahal kayaknya nothing special wahaha *merendahkan diri*

oneeye said...

blog? ga ada, males buatnya, fb aja ga ada. kenapa tertarik? well, suka aja baca2 cerita kehidupan orang, hehehhe, menarik juga koq, cari2 tahu lagi mikirin apa.

oneeye said...

ps: still hoping will meet you someday

Monica said...

well who are you exactly? hmm wondering

oneeye said...

well, would you like to meet me? on weekend?